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Train Phone with action lights and sound

This old school looking train has been mixed with the modern telephone to make the Train Phone. When ringing it has a flash light and whistle as well as rolling wheels and a few funky tunes. It costs just $29.99 and weighs in at 1.1 KG which is fairly chunky for a phone. Under the handset you will find the touch tone keypad which allows you to make calls, redial and what not.
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Modern Toilet Restaurants


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Retro Phone Handset

Bloothtooth headsets are for little girly-mean.

 

These days you need a nice sturdy handset to make those important business deals, and impress clients.

 

You can actually purchase this good lookin phone attachment here if you’re stuck in a time warp, or just wanna throw people off on the streets.

 

 

Proof That Marriage IS Torture

It’s maintenance free! Using a micro thermopile, The Remember Ring™ converts the heat from your hand into electricity, keeping the battery charged and microchip clock running perpetually. Just specify your anniversary date when you order, and we’ll program your ring for you.
Set it and forget it-until your anniversary!

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The Robo Dump

The basic sounds from the men’s room made absolutely unbearable by overweight, fatassed, middle aged, middle-management slobs. It seemed their sole purpose at work is to make as much farting, shitting and grunting noised as possible while in the bathroom stall.
Now we can give them a dose of their own medicine with this! Listen to the actual audio track the inventors placed on this Robo Dumper.
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Get Drunk Anywhere, Anytime With “The Beerbelly”

Just think of the possibilities: no more queuing up and forking out on overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games.

 

Why, the savings you’ll make at just one event will pay for your Beerbelly and still leave you with enough change to buy some nuts. Probably.

 

You can even go jogging, skiing and hiking wearing your Beerbelly (but perhaps it’d be best to fill it with water, not beer).

 

Now You Can Bid On Britney Spears Hair!

Since eBay shut down the auction for Britney’s hair, Esther’s Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, CA, have opened their own website to do the big deal or her opportunity of a lifetime.


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Safety Watches


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Fashion Week in New York

Richie Rich and Traver Rains of Heatherette, is inspired by Lydia and is a luxurious, custom version of the brand’s French 77 Racket Bag.


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Breakfast Cereals


Betty’s Breakfast Cereals are now offering a new flavor…Internet Porn Flakes.

 

These hilarious cereals are sold in individual serving size boxes (7/8 oz. or 1 1/4 oz.) and cost around $4.00.

 

Other flavors include Raisin BRAWN, Fruity Loops, KINX, Weenies, Great Nuts, Cheery HOs, and Vice Crispies.

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I Love My Dog


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Apple iPhone


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Like Sports


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